My three favorite men…
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH
God’s finest back-up dancers.
omfg im in the train and here is a group of hipster girls and one of them literally just said “yolo is from star wars” im crying
Han Yolo shot first.
May the Swag be with you
Jensen’s reaction when Misha starts moaning.
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS